A funny story to share...

My little cousin Chris is 14 now. He had my mom & I cracking up. He said he had a girlfriend but they broke up. Were were like- "what? Already?" Then this is how the dialogue went-

Me: Let me see a picture of her!
Chris: I don't have one anymore. It got deleted.
Mom: Oh, no! Why did you delete it?
Chris: I didnt- my sister Taylor did. She said my ex was ugly.
Me: Well, was she?
Chris: Yea...
Mom: What??!! Then why did you date her?
Chris: I didn't know what she looked like at 1st.
Me: So she doesn't go to your school?
Chris: No, we met on a wrong number
Me & Mom: HUH?
Chris: She called me by accident. Then she said she liked my voice.
Me & Mom: Oh, Lord! *gasp*
Me: So what made her ugly?
Chris: Well, she said she was light skinned but she wasn't. And she has a lot of gaps in between her teeth.
Me: *LMAO!*
Chris: But my dad & grandma said I shouldn't judge people by their looks so I gave it a chance.
Mom: Weren't you worried because she was a complete stranger.
Chris: Yea, my cousin kept joking about how when we finally met she was gona be 30 yrs old & nothing like she said she was.
Me: Do you even see each other?
Chris: Yea, that's why I started going to church cus she goes to my mom's church.
Mom: Oh, no Chris! You only started going to church to see a girl?
Chris: Yea
Me: *LMAO!*
Chris: When we 1st met at church I got scared cus her mom's name is Valerie too & she introduced herself to me & I really thought she was 30 & got scared. But then she said she was Big Valerie & her daughter was Lil Valerie
Me: Ghetto!
Mom: So how long did you date this girl
Chris: Ever since 2009
Me: *jokingly* What? Since December of '09? * lol*
Chris: Yup!
Me & Jeanie: *LMAO!!!!!!*

I was laughing my ass off at this conversation because my lil cousin was dead serious & so innocent about the whole conversation. It was too cute!